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Gas attack

Gas attack

They say why fart and waste when you can burp and taste it well I say so I can share it if I'm walking in front of you and all of a sudden p.u. my shorts about to burn off I think that one will make you cough b&m beans for supper your really going to suffer.

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Ed Burlock

Can't be serious all the time. Hope you get a chuckle 

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