GERTY GETS A CUDDLE!!!

Berty~ " Okey doke me little dove! What colours are we thinking? "

((  Aye missy!! I`m keeping tight hold of those flippin savins ))

Gerty~ " Oo...um..er! Oh nothin too bright love! I`m easy ya know me! "

(( I`ve already seen it pally me old lad!! an am avin it just ya wait and see! ))

Berty~ " Red? or blue maybe?! What about a nice pea green?! "

(( A flippin rainbow with pink spots!! anything!! as long as ya quick an it`s cheep!! ))

Gerty~ " Well I was thinking of just a bit darker! Black and grey perhaps! But I`m easy!! "

(( you are a chuffin old fashioned fart!! at times our Berty ))

Bert~ " But the old ones black and grey me dove already!! "

(( Blummin eck woman I`m not made of flippin money!! ))

Gerty~ " I know it is lovey... But!! ooh!!...Look at that cuddle chair!! that`s so romantic!! look there`s a lovely one over there! "

(( I will have me own way..! but easy does it there Gerty girl!! ya nearly there! ))

Gerty " See that one me love! NOW THEN...! isn`t that nice?! "

(( Park ya bum Gerty girl!! hide the flippin price! ))

Gerty~ " Ooh it`s so comfy love!..come on lets av a little snuggle?! "

Berty~ (( Looking down!! HOW MUCH?!! JESUS STUFFIN CHRIST its`s telephone numbers!! ))

Bert~ " Er.. erm..!! Have ya seen the price Gerty me little dove???!! "

(( Oh Lord please send me a bolt from up above!!! ))

Berty~ " Oh come on me little dove!! lets try another!! "

(( Oh Lord help me please!! she`s so like her bloody mother!! ))

Salesman~ " Can I help you madam!, sir!?? "

(( Oh bloody hell he`s looking a bit stressed and pale!! ))

Berty~ " Get me out of here away from her!! "

Salesman~ " Pardon me! are you feeling poorly sir?!! "

(( OH Lord help me! I really do need this bloody sale!! ))

Gerty~ " Ha ha ha, oh deary me!! Take no notice of him lad!! He`s just fine he`ll be ok!

Wrap them up son, we`ll take the lot! and don`t forget me Cuddle Chair! we`ll take them all away today! "

Salesman~ " I`ll bet it was your idea was it sir? that Cuddle Cair!! wink wink! "

Gert~ " Oooh yes my Berty`s always been such a romantic so-an-so!! Thats why we`ve got six kids!! wink wink!! "