Go online book a holiday

Are you fed up with this weather ? Go online book a holidayÂ
You deserve a week of sunshine, a little break away
Hotels arranged, flights sorted, it is time to pack your case
Use those vacuum storage bags to make the most of empty space
Right you are ready, luggage cases are in the car, your partner rearranged the boot to get them in heâs a star
Youâve said your farewell to your offspring, left your list of what-to -doâs
Thereâs loads of food in the fridge, they can use what they choose
Your two miles from your destination with the local radio on, sat nav says six minutes left so it hasnât taken long
âDammitâ you hear a popping sound, thereâs a puncture in your tyre
Your partner looks at the tyre & itâs down to the wire
So he hurryâs up & changes it youâve still got time, tho any other delays & it will be a crime
The tyre is fixed, now your parked in the airport bay but all the car parkâs were full so your a good hike away
Both of you are hurrying pulling two cases by the handles, what a job youâve had to keep up wearing your flip flop sandals
Never mind you have made it with twenty minutes to spare, as you scan down the list of departures to find yourâs there
Blast & blitheration your flight has been delayed, it reads âTenerife checkin yet to be displayedâ
Eeh youâve ran like a whippet not to be late, now your stuck around for ages, youâve no choice but to wait
Finally after four hours more the pair of you board âEasyjetâ & they close the door
Turbulence is terrible just as well youâve had some drinks, you managed to nod off with forty winks
Isnât it exciting a well-earned holiday in the sun, away from the kids with your partner having fun
You make the most of the sunshine swimming in the turquose sea, but this is your very last day itâs went so speedily
What a shame itâs all over, youâve taken off up in the sky
Your week in Tenerife
went like the blink of an eye

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