GOLD HAT OFFER

I missed out on the sneakers...

I was told the Gold Hat sparkles in the sun...

Mr. Biden...

Give me back my money so I can...

Afford one and wear it...

PROUDLY!

It will go well with everything I own...

Because of you,  I couldn't get the sneakers...

The least you can do...

Is let me get the...

Hat!

Stop your...

SPENDING SPREES!

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