GOOD KNIGHT

Lancelot went thro' the lists ticking off heads,
lost count of so many he'd had in his beds,
handing garter to the Queen was wrong gender,
although he supposed that she could return to sender.

That brat Ivanhoe often arrived to spoil the party,
although with that winning demeanour he llooked tarty;
different generations linked them historically together,
so check your history, it really happened, don't say never.

For the purpose of this treatise, make it the same time,
have you never felt that someone was 'friend of mine,'
imagine you were illegal - free for all came much later,
who programmed you annd where was the instigator?

How would you have coped thro' - thought not quite right,
he was tired of body checking and fancied an early knight.