GOP Jesus

Teach your children
TRUE Christian
AMERICAN values

Buy the little brats
a Trump Bible or two

And not one
with a slanted Euro view

Charity begins
in a well fortified
well armed American home
to protect
and deliver us 
from the dark forces
of advancing evil
the Deep State propagandists
peddle as social progress

For tis written
in the Book of Exceptionalism
the poor ain't nothing more
than Satan's spawn
sent here to weaken our resolve
and plunge us into the darkness
of global homosexual socialism

Jesus digs success
and only loves winners like him