Got Any Ideas For A Poem?

Ha! That catch phrase
(kid ding lee writ)
hoop fully goat yar attention
truth be told, (no...no...

no...not by me
boat some tee else of course)
mine min (yute) yen
for light banter i.e. badinage,

(this horny toad juiced ribbing...
frog git about it), yea,
I know that punning
while keying (NOT SAFE),
sometimes dill lutes

ma serious pickling attempt ren
doors an unsuspecting reader
(bajillion times out of zero) pen
ultimately probably discourages,

an increased virtual fanbase,
rectified by the following asinine
non-sequitur (a come men
dib bull double
entendre) totally tubularly
barbed with Freudian
slip age, that ken

figuratively grab immediate
interest of hen
pecked recipients (with pock marks
to prove such assertion)

might strongly concur even
without being aware how
psychoanalysis willy thrust
significance of phallus

in everyday affairs,
particularly how peppy
(even after applying
WD-40) can rust

and/or atrophy as if cell bait,
hence thee dick cree,
that intercourse a must
(as told by this husband
in a sexless marriage

as a result, I might
join a convent) as a lust
result, either that or
go set me a
watch woman as mistress
tubby integrated within
my private life

even if one
needs tubby bussed
from the outer limits of the
sterling twilight
zona pellucida ideally,
where love of c**t tree and
priapism maketh sea men go bust!