Grammar Nazis

Come my fellow brothers and sisters, 
Let us start this crusade.
Let us purge the world of grammatical mistakes.

When we hear a man say,
"It's over their!"
It makes life for us hard to bear.

When a woman shouts,
"I don't know wear to go."
The correctional tendencies begin to grow.

We set out to cleanse this earth,
Of the first-grade grammar dirt.

We march upon online forums.
We march upon social network sites.
We march upon chat rooms.

We replace their with THERE.
We replace wear with WHERE.
We replace mistakes that make us tear out our hair.

A silly poem, yes, indeed.
But it describes my pet peeve.

A side note:
**When you wish to say they are, use they're not their.
When you wish to say we are, remember the apostrophe in we're.
Make the grammar Nazis' lives a bit easier.
Pay attention in English class.**

We know we annoy you. 
Yes, it's true.
But we're making a smarter person of you.

Do not roll your eyes. 
Do not get mad.
We are just fixing the mistakes at hand.

Join us and soon you will see, 
The planet is full of idiocy. 
The war on grammar will soon be won.
When were at the top and their done.

Oops!