Poem -

Greg In The Lion's Den

Greg In The Lion's Den

currently 
I am lying
Here 
In a full Nelson
Under a very
Heavy cat

Shit
Did not 
Work 
Out for
Me
As God
Apparently 
has blocked 
My cellphone 
As it goes

straight
To voicemail 

Hey God
I need a little 
help
Here!

RIGHT NOW
HE IS JUST 
PLAYING
WITH
ME
ASSAULTING
ME WITH
HIS FELINE'S 
MORNING
BREATH

BUT I CAN TELL
HE IS GETTING
HUNGRY 
AND JUST
HEARD
HIS STOMACH
GROWL

THIS THING
IS GETTING
REAL.....

 

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Angel

Great imagination good write angel 

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Greg Etsell

great poem Greg you are a
great writer you can write 4
in one night and great work
to I can write 4 poems mouth
and always wish there better
I will get there some day 

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author
GREG TUCKER THE...

Thanks Greg!  You will get there!  It normally takes me about 5 minutes to write a poem

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author
Greg Etsell

Wow 5 mins did you write down on paper frist 

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