Haha Lonely boy ?

Well, thanks a lot Jillian! 
I already had a little bit of bad luck today, since you wrote this...one of my arms fell off, a monkey took up residence in my hair, some goats ate all my slacks and I've been forced to wear culottes, a tree in the forest fell on me...and I didn't hear it, my spleen exploded in my leg(it is in the leg, right?), I accidentally disrobed and took a bath in a large vat of yak urine at a display in our local Walmart, I got chiggers(although I still don't know what they are), I ate some felt, I started taking a Pilates class then realized I read the sign wrong and it was a Pirates class, and had my booty stolen, I welded my arm(that had fallen off in the beginning of this message) back on but in the spot where my leg should be, which made me realize my leg had fallen off, too, i grated a large chunk of cheese then realized it was my leg that had fallen off, I accidentally sold my last pair of socks on Ebay(and well under retail. I thought I was selling hamhocks! but I don't know what they are...so I sent my socks), and I accidentally decapitated myself shaving. 
So, it hasn't been THAT bad of a day, pretty normal, but still icky. 
Next time, please write about a happy event!(like yak grooming). 
Thank you!! 
M.