Hairy Hamish & Gladys McTagish🤣

His doting wife was hairy Gladys, she loved to entertain their friends

High up in the Highlands of Scotland,these wild beasties roamed

Their wild, shaggy manes grew down there backs and were not often combed

Haggises understood their accent, but visitors didn’t have a clue

No one knew what was meant by “Had ya weeshed” and “Och aye the noo”

Whilst Mr Hamish walked clockwise, larger legs were on the right

His shaggy better half was the opposite to him, what a most peculiar sight

So going round in circles, side-winding up the hills

Everyone watching in amazement, their movement gave folk thrills

With piggy like snouts and beady eyes, ling strands of unruly mops

A swarm of bugs and bluebottles kept warm and cozy in their crops

This rather rare unusual breed, It survived for hundreds of years

But man got a taste for Haggis, this wiped them out and all their peers

Boil Haggis in a bag, microwave it in a dish