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Half a man

My dog bit off my wiener and had it for a snack.
Now he's digesting it and I'll never get it back.
People tell me to go on with my life but I don't think I can.
How can I go on with my life when I'm only half a man?

(This is a fictional poem.)

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Pure Reasoning

I like!! Had me smiling while still recognizing the serious side
Of it

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