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Halloween Happenings

The skinny scarey witches cat
It tapped on my window with a rat at tat tat
I opened the door & the cat did scat
Witch swooped by on her broom stick fancy that

I watched in horror at that broom
It whizzed through my door with a ziggety zoom
Then flew around the ceiling in my room
This all happened it made me gloom

Just when I couldn’t take no more
My cuckoo clock chimed
It was quarter to four
Then I heard a shriek
I was shocked to the core

I hid in the wardrobe where I was sat
I peeped thru the keyhole & saw the witches hat
She was cowered in the corner
Hiding from a rat

So then I rushed open my wardrobe door
I yelled at the witch with a very loud roar
The noise was so loud my ears were sore
But the witch fleed away & she was seen no more
                   ????‍♂️?

 

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