HAMBITIONS

    HAMBITIONS                               TIM WILLIAMS                 SEPT. 2015

LET'S STAND ON THE SEA SHORE,
HAVE A GO ON A SEE-SAW,
HEAR THE DONKEY'S GO EEE !! AWW !!,
LET'S GO TO THE SEA,

LET'S GO TO THE WIRRAL,
TO SEE AUNTY BERYL,
DAD SAY'S " SHE'S QUITE FERAL ",
WHATEVER THAT MEANS

LET'S ALL BUY SOME TICKETS,
FOR A DAY AT THE CRICKET,
I SAID " I DONT THINK I COULD STICK IT ",
" IT'S THE RUGBY FOR ME "

LET'S DO THE FANDANGO,
A WALTZ OR A TANGO,
"I PREFER THE MARANGO",
SAID GRANDMA TO ME

LET'S BUY A TENT GO CAMPING,
STAY ALL NIGHT, DO SOME ROMANCING,
BUT MUM'S BLOODY TAMPING,
COZ I'VE NICKED ALL OUR TEA

LET'S ALL GO DOWN TO DEVON,
GRANDMA SAID " IT'S JUST LIKE HEAVEN ",
WE COULD WALK THERE BY SEVEN,
BE SICK ON CLOTTED CREAM

OH SOD IT LET'S STAY HOME THEN,
YOU LOT ARE BLOODY BORING,
" YES I KNOW THERE'S SCHOOL IN THE MORNING ",
" AND I AM ONLY THREE ",
BUT DAD SAY'S " I HAVE HAMBITIONS "