HAMMER AND TONG

By the castle they were going at it hammer and tong 
Both of them accusing each other of doing wrong 
She accused him of having an affair 
To him she said that he doesn't care 

He accused her of being drunk every night 
To her he said that can't be right 
The passers by could hear their voices raised 
Still they shouted untroubled and unfazed 

How this all ended I'm not really sure 
My bus arrived to take me to work once more