Hangover from Hell

That morning after the night before
Hangover from hell
Lying on the bathroom floor
Your not feeling very well
You need to use that loo again
You’ve filled the pan all night
But your in such agonising pain
Will you ever feel alright ?
You cannot get up off the ground
for fear of falling down
The kids are loud with too much sound
“I’m gonna die” you frown
So three more times you’ve filled the bog it’s pouring out both ends
Your going tea total from now on
Your telling all your friends

There’s banging in your head
It’s absolutely splitting
A plastic bucket is in your hands
Your coughin’ and a ’spittin’
Yet your crawling on your all fours
You get up on your bed 
You’ve fallen on a chest of drawers and went and split your head
Your daughter went for a plaster and put it on your brow
“Are you feeling any better Mammy”
She’s talking to you now
You do not need to answer her your
sign language says it all 
Moaning and a’groaning you change it to a bawl

You won’t get any sympathy so it is no good you trying
So you slam your bedroom door shut with your foot and continue crying
Hours later your still in bed, infact you’ve lay there all this day well if only that were true
Actually you’ve spent most of this day sat upon the loo
Your spouse has left you well alone 
He’s seen this plight before
Infact he’s heard you quite alot of times lying on the bathroom floor
“Will she ever learn I wonder” you here your husband moan
“Huh your like this every weekend”
You answer back and groan