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Happy 48th!

Happy 48th!

Mom carried me for ten months, I was one month late.
Tomorrow will be my birthday and I'll be turning forty-eight.
In just two years form now, I will have lived for half a century.
It was 576 months ago when my mom gave birth to me.

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