Happy fecking New Year!

 Christmas is fecking over,
 What did you think of it?
 The Americas and Europe bloated!
 And feeling fecking sick!

 What will the New Year bring,
 I wonder?
 Probably more of fecking that!
 Drinking loads of beer,
 And eating...
 Having a fecking craic!

 Ebola still in Africa!
 There eating fecking beans,
 Middle East still in crisis!
 What's it fecking mean?

 The World needs to,
 Get Its shit together!
 Before next New Years end!
 Or I'll be the fecking first,
 To go round the fecking bend!
 Again...
 Feck you!

[written 28th Dec 2014 by Aaron Phyall]