Hare Hare

The much maligned hare could only stand and stare,
at his less illustrious relation rabbit over there,
rabbit said that he had a lip that which was split,
instead of saying 'isn't,' he would just say 'innit.'

Hare said: 'You didn't get to see Alice, did you?
I stole a 'march' while you were cooking in a stew,'
'No one likes your meat, even tho' ears may be sweet,
all you do is squat there and just widen your feet.'

Now, I say one and you say two, as you would do,
with leverets running around all in an 'earry' queue,
fields are green, fields are brown, who really cares,
of course, it would be you wouldn't it, splitting 'hairs.'

'Look at your teeth, or is it really only just the one?'
'No, it's two and 'innit' that nice stew nearly done?'