Poem -

Haunted By a Poltergeist

I bought this house because it was what my wife wanted.
But I wouldn't have bought it if I had known it was haunted.
As I lie in bed, I can hear footsteps during the nights.
I'm constantly being watched and I'm paralyzed by fright.
My daughter was tripped and she fell down the stairs.
She's paralyzed and permanently confined to a wheelchair.
I hear a man's voice and if I ignore it, he begins to shout.
When I ask him what he wants, he always says "Get out".
When the voice speaks, the living room walls start to bleed.
I knew that we needed an exorcism but my wife disagreed.
When a priest came here, my wife laughed and showed no interest.
But when the priest tried to perform the exorcism, he was possessed.
He climbed to the top of my house and jumped off the roof.
This house is haunted and the priest's death is the proof.
But when I said that we're being haunted by a Poltergeist, my wife said there's no such thing.
She refuses to accept that it's a Poltergeist and that death and disaster is what it brings.
My wife will not accept the truth and I'm tired of having to constantly live in fear.
She can have this place but my daughter and I are getting the hell out of here.

Like 1 Pin it 0
Support CosmoFunnel.com

Support CosmoFunnel.com

You can help support the upkeep of CosmoFunnel.com via PayPal.

Log in to leave a comment.
Poem -

The 40th Anniversary Of The...

The 40th Anniversary Of The New Coke

Coca-Cola launched their 'New Coke' forty years ago.
When Coca-Cola did this, it turned out to be a...

Poem -

Jay North

Dedicated to Jay North (1951-2025) who died on April 6, 2025.

Jay North

A great actor has died and is gone for eternity.
Jay North has died at the age of seventy-three....

Poem -

The Late Val Kilmer

Dedicated to Val Kilmer (1959-2025) who died on April 1, 2025.

The Late Val Kilmer

Because of Pneumonia, he couldn't survive.
Val Kilmer has died at the age of sixty-five.
He...

Latest poems in Drama

Poem -

STOP, DROP, &ROLL; PART...

part two of the first stop drop and roll poem.

STOP; Now that you're finished, you will now, forever be done;
For I have a chance now to grow,...

Poem -

STOP, DROP, & ROLL

..Domestic Violence, Sexual Abuse, Abuse of all aspects WARRIOR...

STOP; Take your clothes off, it'll be okay, I swear, I'll climb on top
DROP; I don't want to get...

Poem -

You and Your Words

.....

I use dark evil jokes, and twisted sarcasm to mask my pain
Because I've already once lost everything...

Advertise on CosmoFunnel.com