“Haway the Geordies”

“Haway the Geordies”
As the ref blows his whistle
Matt Ritchie kicks the ball from the center like a supersonic cruise missile
My spouse is poised in his usual position
Lying on the sofa he is a man on a mission
Newcastle United his favourite team
and he wishes they could win every match he watches
Well he can only dream

Alas that doesn’t happen very often
Yet my husband adores them he is a right soften
So “Haway the toon” I hear the Geordies chant
Woohoo Sean Longstaff shot it in the net
You should hear them rant
Christ Joe Linton shoots another
but he misses by a mile
My husband shouts “Oh bother”

Well that was a lie actually he swore twice
but I’m not repeating any of that coz it wasn’t very nice
Well this game has just started and my spouse is getting worked up
As he slurps his cup of tea and it drips from his cup
Twenty minutes through the match and the toon is in the lead
Well if they could only score another
My man would be very happy indeed

Keep watching this space coz Newcastle’s looking good
Giving Oxford a right run for their money
My Bob’s in a grand mood
Oh there’s Joe Linton walking off the pitch
I bet there’s nothing wrong with him
I bet he’s just got a stitch
Eeh well keep it up the toon
Mind you this happens quite alot
They start off winning then they lose the plot