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HE IS LOVING IT

HE IS LOVING IT

He is a frequent visitor to McDonalds every day 
The choice of food keeps his hunger at bay 
To start the day he has a McMuffin and hash brown 
His love of McDonalds was well known in this town 

Lunch time and he chose a quarter pounder 
McDonalds was affecting his body and he was becoming rounder 
This meal was completed with a portion of fries
For dessert it was two steaming hot apple pies 

He was still hungry and decided on a afternoon snack
Another portion of fries and this time a Big Mac 
So forget other restaurants Pizza Hut and KFC 
His love of McDonalds is here and plain to see 

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lodigiana

Love this Kieran! we know we shouldn't but how many of us can resist a Big Mac!!!!!Mackie D defo the best!!! a good write my friend 
Lodigianaxx

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KIERAN1369

Thanks Lodigiana...I am surprised that you are a McDonald's girl would have put money on Burger King !!!

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lodigiana

haha I can be easily persuaded to either..but when on a constant diet  that golden 'M' is a once a year Magical Munch Mission!!!
Lodigiana

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Dean Kuch

Arby's Roast Beef does it for me, Kieran.
Good God, I just can't get enough of the stuff!

Beef 'n' Cheddar—ain't nothin' better.
Add super sauce, all hope is lost...

Still, I only weigh abut 160 lbs soak & wet, so...
I enjoyed the lighthearted frivolity of this.
In other words, ♪ Da-da-dah-dah-daaaaaaaa...I'm Lovin' It! ♫
~Dean  :)

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