Poem -

Heaven's Undocumented worker

Heaven's Undocumented worker

Let's get
real
For
A Moment 

I have done 
Some shit
That may
Or
May not
make
me
Ineligible
To enter
The pearly gates

However 
With that said
My best friend 
From.college
and i
Have recently 
Devised
A plan

Who ever dies
First will
Begin
The process
Of digging
A
Tunnel
Under the
Divine
Wall
From
The great
Beyond

So when the
Other 
Dies
We are
All ready
To
Break in

we are not at
All
Afraid 
of being
Asked
To show
Papers
Because
With it being
A holy place
It has to be considered
A sanctuary city

Nevertheless 
Though
I think
It might
Be a good
Idea of breaking
The habit
Of using words
Such as 
SHIT, DAMN, AND FUCK
after all we need to
Learn how to
Blend in.....
 

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