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Being Me

Hahaha... Oh brilliant! Another great memorable poem!Β  I love it! And I really like the way you used the lines

Pawning reindeer was a pain

'Cause even brokers showed disdain

And then to put in these lines later towardsΒ  the end

Sympathy t'was easy to pawn

I thought that was clever and works so well. The rhyme scheme you used was good too. aa b cc b. I love this poem! Another one pinned πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹Very well doneΒ  x

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Being Me

I look forward to it!Β  You are a fabulous writer so I know it will be well worth the read x

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The fish of the sea

Dont know why but this stood out to me heaps

A sleigh went to highest bidder
I sold it on twitter
Facebook closed my account

hilariously funny. Enjoyed it a lot. Kind regards. Max

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Nine Eleven

Brilliant, I love this, laughter is what we need this year, it's been tough, and of course, a poem delivered exquisitely, as always.Β 

X

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Jim "The Lad" ....

Funny stuff! loved it! In mine the girls and boys don't get their toys either, but it wasn't from a mickey!!! You have been naughty! all smiles..................Jim

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