Help.

Sun hotter than a scotch bonnet pepper curry.
To find a shaded spot my white hairy chicken legs does hurry.
Find a shaded spot under an old oak tree.
Around my red baldy head buzzes an angry hot honey bee.
I wave my sweaty hands to scare it away.
But close to me it does stay.
Summertime and my armpits are sweaty.
I wish i was by the coast swimming in the cold watered jetty.
But i am not.
I am underneath an oak tree boiling hot.
I sit down and relax.
My girlfriend i casually text.
I text no people around in the midday sun.
She replied back saying she is swimming in the cool sea having fun.
Lucky you i replied.
I lay back against the old oak tree and sighed.
I wipe the sweat of my red baldy head.
Wishing i was in my air conditioned bedroom lying on my king size comfortable bed.
But i am not.
I am stuck under an old oak tree boiling hot.
Help.