Poem -

Her Putrid Pasties

Her Putrid Pasties

She is her Mother’s daughter but she’s got her Daddy’s feet
with stubby sausage little toes that smell anything but sweet
She wears her crocs without socks trying to keep her tootsies cool
Yet they still stink of stench just like a cesspool
Poor soul has a problem when she meets a man on a date
Coz he gets a whiff of her plates of meat right outside her garden gate
But she gets away with it blaming the manure 
That is spread around the potatoes to make them mature

Eeh even though her feet does smell
she is such a bonny lass
All the lads down the lane
think she is just class
Yet as soon as they get near her
they stop to think
“Crikey Moses what the hell is that horrible stink?”
It is an awful shame she has tried everything in the book
to rid her rotten feet by hook or crook
But alas nothing works
No not anything at all
Her putrid pasties drive everyone up the wall

Like 1 Pin it 0
Support CosmoFunnel.com

Support CosmoFunnel.com

You can help support the upkeep of CosmoFunnel.com via PayPal.

Log in to leave a comment.
Poem -

An English castle đź’™

An English castle đź’™

Up cobbled slopes stoney and steep, I am on the top turret of the coastline castle keep

I look at...

Poem -

Mother nature cried🥲

Mother nature cried🥲

The highest heavens opened up yon floodgates in the shrouded skies

As Mother nature sighed and...

Poem -

Me and my musicđź’•

Me and my musicđź’•

I am lying, loving listening to my favourite songs, from that local station on the radio

It’s just...

Latest poems in Comedy, Narrative, Speculative, Verse

Poem -

I sing the praises of...

I sing the praises of Sterilite

(even Mary Poppins would tout
a plug for said company she would spout
forcing playthings...

Poem -

THE ONE GOD HATES

THE ONE GOD HATES

I am Pride, the tower of my strength
I stand above humility laughing in its face
In my world...

Poem -

Draconian measures promise...

one of whom would be
this married sexagenarian,
who recently acquired
his Senior Fare...

Advertise on CosmoFunnel.com