He’s Got Balls.

In my village they call me jimmy big balls.
Hey jimmy how’s you balls out loud the local lassies calls.
I will tell thee it ain’t no fun.
My balls weigh a bloody ton.
Some days when i walk i got to rest them in a bloody wheelbarrow.
I will tell thee they’re causing me pain and sorrow.
I find it awkward when i need to have a shit.
On the toilet bowl my big balls don’t bloody fit.
And it is even worse when i need to have a bath.
When i go on the beach at me horrible people loudly laugh.
Hey jimmy big balls they shout, in the sea you certainly won’t drown.
I will tell thee they treat me like the village clown.
Hey jimmy how’s the balls.
My family out loud calls.