HEY MISTER TAXI DRIVER

Hey mister taxi driver don't be slow 
Take me quickly to where I want to go 
Please please please mister taxi driver 
Get me there in five minutes I will give you an extra fiver 

What's all the rush I hear you say 
My wife is giving birth to our first child today 
Mister taxi driver I'm begging you please 
Drive faster and don't let your speed decrease 

I finally got into that hospital room 
Just as my son's head appeared from my wife's womb 
I thanked the driver with all my heart 
Who went outside to find his taxi would not start