Hip hip hooray for British rail?

Well I’ve come to the conclusion
Best form of transport is National rail
The trains go very fast 
So never slow as a snail

Which is just what you need
When travelling A to B
Noone wants to hang around
I hate waiting, it bothers me

I’m very impatient
I can’t stand delays
Well we’ve not had any today
Both directions, I’m pleased to say

So take my advise 
Leave your vehicles at home
Next time you want adventure
Or you fancy a little roam

Book yourself a ticket
You can do it easy online
Then head off to the station
Don’t be late & you’ll be fine

Choo choo Thomas,
Get me to where I wanna go
Theres nothing like our British rail
It takes you everywhere you know