Holy Spirit 911

Hello 911 what is your emergency? The caller responded in a voice of urgency. I need God my soul is in turmoil and troubled. One question I must ask and He'll be there on the double. Have you spoken with Jesus His one and only Son? you must go through Him before God can come. Well no, I haven't it's an emergency, I'm in despair. Well to get to either of them you see they work as a pair, you must have a direct line to Christ and believe, God sent him for times and troubles like these. Well I thought I could call God and he'd come. Well the only way to the Father is through his Son. Calm down, no need for panic, I know the nature of your call, saying your soul is in trouble and in such turmoil..you do know the direct line you can call 24 hours a day, just bow your head bend your knees and begin to pray and leave your message that you want God to receive.. in order for Him to get the message you must truly believe, that He sent His Son Jesus to die for you. Believe and accept Him as your Lord and Savior and He'll patch you through. Once you go through the Son to give the Father your problems, He'll reversed the call in Jesus name and they'll solve them. So let go and let God when you get off the line He and His Son will be there they're always right on time... next call please.