Home schooling

Do you even no your abc
You say your go teach
But what how to count to ten
Sorry give the old man a pen
Today's subject shakespearr
You don't need a pen you need a blender
Your heads all mixed up
It's blue in a cup
A bubbl gum sour drink
O soory that's your medicine
Your lad don't need no he's sweet and innocent like a ghost floatng around
Not like his old man walking around like a picked mummy
You dummy
O no sorry that's what you giv your kisses to shut her up
While you try figure out how to get her to suck