House Arrest Officer At Christmas

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE
NOT A CREATURE WAS STIRRING
NOT EVEN A MOUSE
THEN CAME A KNOCK ON THE DOOR
THAT CAUSED SUCH A WRECK
WHO WAS IT STANDING THERE?
OFFICER TUCKER
DOING A CC CHECK.
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MY THOUGHTS ROAMED THINKING
WISHED TUCKER WOULD Β GET A LIFE
ALWAYS CHECKING UP ON ME
CAUSING ME Β GRIEF AND STRIFE.
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THEN AS QUICK AS HE CAME
HE SAID Β HE HAD TO GO
THERE WAS NO SMILE ON HIS FACE
BUT I SWEAR AS HE LEFT
I HEARD A CHUCKLE AND A HO! HO! HO!
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MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!Β

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Comments
Hello Greg...
Mistaken Identity...
? To Mr. Tucker...
Quick pull it back, it's not him it's some Dude calling for the Ho Ho Ho's...
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ββββββI will put it back out later after the Creepy Guy leaves...
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Great Fun Write!
Thank you for sharing...
Merry Christmas!
Hugs...
sparrowsong
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Thank you SparrowsongΒ