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House Arrest Officer At Christmas

House Arrest Officer At Christmas

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE
NOT A CREATURE WAS STIRRING
NOT EVEN A MOUSE
THEN CAME A KNOCK ON THE DOOR
THAT CAUSED SUCH A WRECK
WHO WAS IT STANDING THERE?
OFFICER TUCKER
DOING A CC CHECK.
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MY THOUGHTS ROAMED THINKING
WISHED TUCKER WOULD Β GET A LIFE
ALWAYS CHECKING UP ON ME
CAUSING ME Β GRIEF AND STRIFE.
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THEN AS QUICK AS HE CAME
HE SAID Β HE HAD TO GO
THERE WAS NO SMILE ON HIS FACE
BUT I SWEAR AS HE LEFT
I HEARD A CHUCKLE AND A HO! HO! HO!
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MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!Β 

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sparrowsong

Hello Greg...

Mistaken Identity...

? To Mr. Tucker...

Quick pull it back, it's not him it's some Dude calling for the Ho Ho Ho's...

?

​​​​​​I will put it back out later after the Creepy Guy leaves...
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Great Fun Write!

Thank you for sharing...

Merry Christmas!

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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