‘How to con a lover’

It told the tales of circumstances from a lover and his non-compassionate, conned crook

And whispers spread as words were read from everybody’s eyes 

Though the writer had written fictitiously about those dreadful, deceitful lies

This made up manuscript became a best seller in no time at all

The saucy, spicy front cover lies on everybody’s coffee table, proudly in their hall

With ‘How to con a lover’ written in bold, serif gifted gold

A  million trillion copies of this blockbuster was soon sold

I, myself was smitten by this sensational story

As I marvelled in magnificence at the writer’s fame and glory

She was certainly an Authoress of fine, fictional finesse 

Heart felt was her perfect pages causing so much insufferable stress

This very clever Authoress has never, ever even published before