Human Combustion

Suzane Loney Junior
Was in love with Philip Senior
And he didn't even she was alive
Until today
When she died

She self-combusted on the steps
Of Walker High
Cause she was upset
They were having chicken rings for lunch.
And she preferred a vegetarian brunch.

Her friends abhorred and appalled 
Cause her organs were splashed up on the walls
And they felt...
"Like, really gross"

And they say the moment heat came on 
The stress, explosive human bomb
Screamed out to the world:
"My boyfriend, Andy,
Ran over that girl!"

And this was true
Completely true 
Back when he was four
A little boy
He had himself a car type of toy
And, unfortunately
He ran over Maria
In his Fisher-Price
Vehicle twice

Now back to the moment
With blood, guts, and "gory"
We never finished our "interesting" story

So...
Andy told Mary
Who told Collin too
Who told Little Leah
And gabbed to Bruce way too soon
And Bruce told Tiffany 
Who promised not to spill 
But Larry heard it all and told PHIL-
-ip Senior.
that...
"By the way 
That girl who kinda 
exploded 
today
Liked.
You."

"Eww."
"Ikr"