Human Sack Gruff Ice Agonizingly Glommed...

Murderously Skewered, And Torturously Zapped

Directv linkedin to accentuate
piddly money crisis, tis zen uneasy fate,
I imagine dragons gyrate
ting, and licking chops, faux masticate

ting, no matter I didst pre
mutt chew lee ejaculate
prickly desperate pleas against inflate
ting trumpeting rogues tummies

begetting bulging abdominal oblate
spheroids at my mortal expense,
whereat your truly poor brother
got swallowed as chunky

raw bits inside bellies of mountebanks,
not too long after
can nub (red) bulls didst terminate
ma vital essence, a veritable goulash

each and every one,
a heart less organ
grinder - dee liver ring,
a once dashing husband

digestively enzymatically transformed,
perhaps crudely became
fecal material reincarnate,
though I not gratefully dead

didst mischievously clog their loo,
I could not a void the pressurized expulsion,
which (courtesy Uranus) propulsive
thrust didst force

gassy guests needed to evacuate,
in water closet, and/or inducing indigestible
morsels (acid barely scorched)
body parts, nevertheless distressed

indiscriminate chow hounds,
who got no recourse boot to regurgitate
byproducts vaguely resembling mine
involuntarily twitching features

foo fighting beastie boys,
who will then hibernate
for a bitterly cold dark winter,
despite gala feast mass soul palate lee,

sprung supper eyes reveling
causing bastards acid reflux,
and thence relishing if thyself
for die:re ah postprandial

(Montezuma payback never to late),
who did deign to dine on thyself
as some kind of delicacy
afternoon, and/or evening

dining tete a tete
with me re: being served as edible fete
on Matthew Scott Harris of late,
who didst mildly agitate

against being cannibalized
as human bait,
nonetheless this non bird'n sum
potential a parrot tiff
saw siege fingers drubbing on flat surface

indicative, sans non
verbal cues create
ting, where halloween
tricked out wolfish

bill collectors must wait
for anemic zero
sum gamely checking
account tubby bolstered

(neither fat, nor slim chance
till November social security
direct deposit twill satiate
bone dry aforementioned

Citizens checking account)
to calm anguished cerebral template
after experiencing, suffer
ring, and undergoing

a quickened depletion rate
mainly still reeling from
five hundred dollar plus
automobile repair from

August tooth house sand eight,
teen, whereat a shock absorber
didst comprise bulk of total,
and thus that chunk of money,

doth presently eek quate
reeling from seer sucker
(Jew dee shuss) punch
tummy checking account

hovering vacuuming thoughts
of cheesy Swiss side
dell ideation, permeate
an otherwise mellow numb skull,
(and crossed bones)
psychological state,
and aye kin count to ate.