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HUMANS NO NEED TO APPLY

HUMANS NO NEED TO APPLY

The New World looks exciting and brilliant...

No more need for muscles and labor...

People will be able to become more lazy...

There's always room at unemployment, just tell them they hired a machine and fired me...

Please sign, you'll receive a small portion of your pay in just a few short weeks...

Our machines will mail your check...

No position inquiry please...

​​​​​​HUMANS NO NEED TO APPLY

Thank you for your interest...

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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GREG TUCKER THE...

That is exactly it! Β Everything is automated even at the unemployment office ?Β 

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Nigel Cresswell...

"To express disgust at profit over people please press 1. For any other inquiry..........." Sorry computer says no

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sparrowsong

Hello Greg...

I wonder if Humans are actually Humans sometimes, like a code you have to put in online to prove you're not a Robot...

Seeing the same people saying the same thing over and over again, I wonder...

Anything can have a face, ask a analog clock...Β 

When I answer phone I'm surprised when it's an actual person...

My friends and Family are in my contacts...

Built in caller I.D. now, you can talk through your car speaker...

Tell that to the Police...

Just Speaking to my Speaker...

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Thank you for your kind comment and support my Friend!

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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sparrowsong

Hello Terry...

Thank you for your comment!

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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sparrowsong

Hello Nigel...

Sometimes, we get that's not a valid number meaning, then it won't let you get past until you press the right one so they can upsell, or it just simply hangs up...

You are called ten, there are currently 9 People ahead of you, you're calling at our bust time, the Next Representative will be with you in 30 minutes or less...

Listen to sleep time Music, the voice comes back on again and it first you think it's an actual person...

There are currently 7 People ahead of you...

Thank you for your kind comment and support!

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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