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Humpty and Horner

Humpty dumpty, without care
Was eating a lovely juicy pear.

He licked his lips and rubbed him tum,
Saw a pie so stuck in his thumb,

Little Jack Horner couldn't believe his eyes
Humpty Dumpty was eating his pie!
He said "hey that's mine, i think i may cry!"

Humpty dumpty decided to play nice,
So patted the space next to him and cut Jack a slice.

Humpty and Horner, ate the pie without care,
Moral of the story, Always Share!

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