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Hungover

Hungover

11:00 AM feeling shaky

bruise on my leg and head feeling achey

Looking around

waking up on the ground

Did an earthquake hit my house?

No, not mother nature

but a party filled with intoxicated creatures.

Last night suddenly becomes clear

Empty booze and missing shoes

and my wallet nowhere near

Flashbacks to red solo cups,

girls dancing and me throwing up

Remembering last night I had friends over

and now at 11:00 AM I have a hangover

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