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I Am.

I Am.

I am brave,
I am strong,
I know how to carry on.
I am funny,
I am wise,
Though it comes as no surprise...
I am thoughtful,
I am caring,
It feels good when I am sharing.
I am loyal,
I am real,
I know how to make a deal.
BUT....
I am a smartass,
I am a tease,
Without even trying, the words flow with ease.
I am a fighter, 
I can go all night,
I usually do, if I feel that I'm right.
I am polite in public,
I fart loud at home,
The toilet door's open, when I'm home alone. 
I am no angel,
I don't claim to be.
Nobody is perfect,
I am fine being me...

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