I Amp Lee Thank Volt Tim Mort - Ohm Men!

this renter offers least resistance asper the current electric bill
(a tad more'n twenty dollars), the first PECO charge
since me and the missus moved in this chill
abode (July first two thousand and seventeen)
constituting a one bedroom apartment
within a subsidized facility solving our critical dill
hem ma, whereat salvation delivered from one evil
rogue land lady, who bled us dry to get her fill
of monies, this beastie boy and his sea gull
who feared we would end up homeless calling the hull
of a cardboard box our home, until out of cerulean skies
an angel brought more'n a lull
whence a low income complex edifice forsook no time to mull
as thee escape from the maw
living non socially on bleak mean streets, this fate null
if hied when we paid obeisance to the goddess scene
re: lucky bas relief motif adorning a cherished necklace,
I found myself to yank and pull
unsure if such antics actually played a significant role
helping us the maws san potent shul
outcast groveling along the boulevard of broken dreams
positing us as easy prey to the ghosts of Tull
tuck indigenous peoples, an thankfully
by the graces of invisible Tess per the Ur bur vill
doth hide raiment analogous to will
ling lee experiencing joie de vivre
essentially giving reason to rejoice
at what seems a very early Y'all
tide gift, a reprieve that wrought dissolution
of an Albatross weighing a zill
yon reptilian pounds.