I dawg-gone done it 🤮
Down below those sandy soles on my size seven plates of meat
As I stride hand in hand with my Granddaughter in the sweltering heat
We kicked off our sandals on the boadwalk and left them in a pile nice and neat
But as we stroll along the silky sand I feel a soft squelchiness on my feet..
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And with my stamping as each foot stomps, a squeaky squirt is heard
As my little one looks at my reaction she does not dare say a single word
Coz both my pasties are dripping dark yellow, and it is not lemon curd
I am absolutely raging coz I have stood in dam Dog’s turd!!!
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I wouldn’t care but we look around about and there is no animals here
There’s only the squawking of Seagulls swooping low schreeching in my ear
Mind you if there was a dog walker they would know all about it, where they would have to run away in fear
As I stood screaming waving my arms up in the air covered in stinking canine diarrea...
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Jill this is your messiest poem I have read it's a real scandal a real pooper!!
A witty well written poem proving you can write about anything and weave a story telling poem around it.
Never done it barefoot and certainly never want to, just wash it off in the sea where probably a bear trap and Great White awaits you. (just your luck)!!!
Five gold stars 👍 (not yellow) and a very sharp unforgiving pin for the owner of the beastie.
Thanks again and bring on the dog free sunny summer.
Pml teeheee next u gonna ask me(I bet!!!) wtf is pml 🤣🤣🤣
wow lolÂ
great poemÂ
Teeeheee thanks Greg ❤️🤣💙