I Felt Like Jesus

I set off on my mission 
Swimming with vigour 
Like a spawning salmon
Through the swell of the crowd 
Guided by free radicals 
My actions made my soul proud

Intoxicating all in my path
I parted the sea
Like Moses 
With his trusty staff
My staff is my bottle 
The content sacred 
Blow your head right off
Inhale all you want 
Just don't loose the top 

I swam and I swam 
Every reveler welcomed 
With open arms
No awkwardness
Or bad blood
We just want to be happy 
Positivity 
For those lucky revellers 
From me it's for free

Eventually I find the front
Through the smoke heat and haze 
I see a silhouette dancing
Beyond the barriers 
In front of the stage
It takes me a moment to realise
It's my good friend Dave

I wave my arms and shout
He sees my offering and politely obliges 
I hold the bottle of poppers out
My work here is now done

I feel like Jeseus 
The messiah 
If only Jesus had amyl nitrates 
To take his disciples higher

Yes if only Jesus had amyl nitrates 
And pills
If only he swam through crowds 
Like spawning fish with gills 
If, like the corn he had swayed
To the winds summer's beat
Then perhaps the bible would be different
He wouldn't have been betrayed by Judas
With his callous deceit 

The treatment to my soul on that day
Stemmed the rot of slavery 
In my mind I was free
Perhaps what is bad 
Doesn't kill us but heals us?
For I shit you not....