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I Want A DNA Test

I Want A DNA Test

You had a baby and you want me to give you money for child support.
You say if I don't give you money every month, you'll take me to court.
But I know that you've had relations with other men and your baby may not be mine.
Until we have a DNA test, I won't pay anything and I don't care how much you whine.
You refuse to get a DNA test and that makes me believe you are lying.
When it comes to trying to get money from me, you should stop trying.
You say that I should take your word for it, that's a load of bull.
I'm not paying anything without proof because I'm not a fool.
You keep trying to get money from me, I don't know why you even bother.
I won't give you any money unless a DNA test proves that I'm the father.

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