I Was Fired From My Marriages

Where has forever gone
Was what l asked that day I got married
Beaten battered and worn
Now I can settle for not being berried
First marriage lasted short
The second one didn't last long enough
Marriage ain't what l thought
The amount of lies told were enormous
For me the truth worked fine
If l done it, hurry and admit it
If I didn't, ain't mine
You already know my hat and jacket
I found truth is scary
It is more stranger more so then fiction
Truth leaves women leery
Till they come cross a lying addiction
Look, feed me and love me
And please dont ever make me beg for sex
Cause then what you will see
Is a look like crazy, with want for next
I got fired from marriage
Cause she said she can do bad on her own
My feet are my carriage
I can eat my own from what I have sown
I may not be that cute
My track record shouts loud, I was fired
I look good in a suit
Live and speak truth, regardless if hired

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