GIRL FOR ME

I wish I had a girl for me
That would do things sexually

I wish I had a girl for me
That would clean and cook
And edit my book

I wish I had a girl for me
That would take me by the hand
To her magical land

Beyond the Milky Way
For Eternal Play

I want all the things a woman can give a man
Pleasure, Pain, Love, Sex, Joy, Suffering and Companionship
I will feast on her essence until the end
Even when she is old, falls down and breaks her hip

My Mother told me I will find My True Love when I am old
I hear knocking at my door
I am too lazy to get up
I will just lie here on the floor

Suddenly I hear the door break open
The Police rush into my room
They are met by Mr. Gloom

Then I see a vision of Epic Beauty enter my room
A Blond Goddess in a Black Coroners Suit
She immediately knelt beside me and took my hand
I admired her for not being horrified by my Bloated Rotting Corpse
I guess I will never fulfill my dream of playing Tennis in Thailand

She lovingly brushes the flies laying eggs on me aside
If only I could have met her sooner and made her my bride

The cop called her Sandy
This woman would make any God randy

Thank you Jesus for finally letting me meet
My True Love
Now it’s time for the cremation fire
I finally have satisfied my female desire
My soul can now retire