I Would Be A Joker

What if I could do anything I aimed for?
I could have a magic pink eraser
to rub out those that I abhor.

What if I had laser eye balls?
so all I'd have to do is blink
to melt my biggest rival.

What if I could fly?
In the air I'd observe
as a five foot nine inch hawk in the sky.

What if I was super strong
like one of my favorites, The Hulk?
I could squish the ones who've done me wrong.

What if I was super fast?
in the blink of an eye they'll wish
it wasn't me that they'd harassed.

So for the good of everyone,
It's best I don't have superpowers;
Because if I did, you'd all better run.