If I Was A Woman

If I was a woman
I would find a sexy dress.
Almost see through.
Tight in fact
way too tight.
I would wear it in
the company of
handsome men.
They would beg for me
Dreaming of tearing
it off my body.
I would wear
it day and night.
Low cut no very low cut showing
my ample cleavage.
Leaving them salivating.
I would walk into town
Like I am the only woman
left on earth.
As if I could take any
one of them I wanted.
When I found that dress
It would be like
my real feminine skin
Silky soft to the touch
full of tantalizing promises.
They could not tear
that damn dress off me.
They would have to bury me
in that bloody dress.
If I was a woman.
If I was a woman.