Poem -

If meat eaters acted like vegetarians

This would not be right,

Not the right way at all,

Like a short person, 

Upside down and tall.

Your salad would offend me,

I will now protest,

You killed that carrot,

And shoved it in your chilling chest.

You say that meat is bad,

And this makes me very glad,

Because if meat offends you,

Then your veggies make me mad. 

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rhiannonnight

i hope you liked my poem it is kind of a youth comedy poem please comment and like thank you

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