If only..
If only I looked half as good as you then I would go far I’d be a celebrity and a shining star
If I could sing like you then I’d be on a stage singing my songs well I’d be all the rage
If only I had your energy wow that would be good fun I could wake up feeling ready for my early morning run
I wish I had your figure so slender and tall well everyone would admire me with passion and enthral
Now if I was you with that beautiful smile everyone would tell me I had beauty and style
I wish I had your youth and know what I know now I could do things differently it would be better somehow
If I had your intelligence then I would be a professor of science creating new technology and the latest appliance
Alas I am only me so I have to do my best but i can always dream that I am good at the rest
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And you are a ⭐️❤️❤️❤️
Hi Jillestial,
Ummmm...being you is THE best thing ever, and the things you've hit on(as to what is important in our society) are actually of no importance.
You are perfect as you, and we would not want you any other way.
And your writing was beautiful. I really liked that. The emotion was palpable, and longing, but like I said, you stay you, because you're great!
Hugs,
Matthew.
PS. Being tall, and incredibly figured, and having an amazing smile is overrated. I have to fight off the paparazzi for hours every morning before I can even eat my oatmeal. I have to take my hair stylist with me everywhere(in case a piece falls out of place). I've posed for so many pictures with the people on the streets, that my retinas have a perpetual camera flash ingrained in them, and I have to use so much hairspray on my impeccably groomed nostril hairs that my nose is like a solid block of ceramic. It's not easy being beautiful!! Kidding! I'm 1 foot seven inches tall, 628 pounds, and have a monkey lodged in my ear canal, but don't tell everyone. Thanks.
Awww hahaThank you as always my brilliant Cosmo friend u r too kind ❤️❤️❤️
No problem, Jillian!
You're a wonderful friend on here! I'm so glad I know you!
M.
I'm working on a poem about some millipedes who love fancy shoes, but each time they go to buy some espedrils, it costs them $60,000.00 because they have so many feet! They have now fallen into hard times, and are living in a small, 60 room, condo in Miami, and have had to cut down on caviar to 6 days a week! They're destitute and suffering horribly, and it takes them the full day to put all those shoes on, so they can't even get to Miriam Folstoy's debutante ball. It's a sad one. I hope you like it. M.
Haha knowing your imagination anything is possible my friend ❤️?❤️
Thank you!
I didn't even mention the amount of yarn used to create their socks! It's tremendous! I feel bad for The Millipedes of Sasquatchwan! M.
Teehee poor lickle sillipede millipedes eh ????
Yes...I think. LOL.
I like your loopy language, it tickles my ticklish parts...like my spleen.
Thanks!
M.
Haha gud xxx