Poem -
I`M A COMPUTER VIRGIN
I`m a computer virgin
I haven`t the slightest clue.
Which buttons do I press?
Which boxes do I choose?
What the heck is an inbox?
Why do I have to log in or out?
Where on earth is the bloody on button?
It`s really making me want to shout!
What is a flippin email?
Or gmail for that matter?
What do I do with all those squiggly things?
And what on earth do they all mean?
Again! does it really matter?
My little brain is now so frazzled!
I`m getting in such a mess.
I`m in a bloomin bad mood now!!
So give me lots of paper
A pencil
And a nice big desk!!
Before I go!
Why am I offered cookies?!!
It never mentions a cup of tea!!!
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Comments
LOL i enjoyed this Georgina...i have only been on a year but still get confused with the computer . need a coarse lol
Good write .... Tina x
I`m glad you liked it sweety. My youngest son Christopher (23) bought me a laptop for Mothers Day last year and then very patiently showed me how to use it. I still get very confused and it`s mainly because I`m terrified of breaking the flippin thing!!! He said it has one terabyte!! what ever the heck one of those is!! I`m trying not to make it angry though incase it does bite me!!!!! I`ve christened the laptop "Harry"!! Yes you are quite right!! I am crackers, but I`m a happy crackers though!! so don`t worry!! ha ha!! Thank you again for your kindness. Love George xx
Dear Georgina Richardson
Very amusing verse, My vote and my nomination
Regards & Love
WILLIAMSJI MAVELI
Thank you S.W for your kind words. Love G xx
hilarious congrats x
Thank you sweety.
nice
It reminded about my mom..excellent..
At least I`m not alone then!!! Thanks for reading it and I`m glad you liked it. Love G xx
Nope you have her as company but you are great you wrote about it...but she will never accept it...lol
Arh bless her, give her a hug from me. Love G xx